This week in reality foolery “Apologies Anonymous” was truly the unspoken theme! First up, Love & Hip Hop

 

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Pictured (left to right): Erica Mena, Rich Dollaz

NO MORE DRAMA is the casts’ mind-state this episode. After several conversations with personal and professional associates, Rich Dollaz finally decides to cut ties with his messy mistress turned semi-girlfriend Eric Mena. Like most of the world (including me),  Rich’s mother joined the anti-Erica campaign saying “That girl is dangerous! She doesn’t need a manager, she needs a therapist.” (Well…) MAMA KNOWS BEST!

*DJ Envy finally confesses to cheating on his wife with Erica Mena earlier this week on The Breakfast Club. Click to read the details via TheYBF*

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Pictured (left to right): Maurice (Yandy’s cousin), Yandy Smith, Mandeecees Harris.

Speaking of family, Yandy took matters into her own hands with the Mandeecees vs Maurice (cousin/trainer) battle. After expressing her disappointment to her beau, Mandeecees decided to apologize to Maurice to preserve his relationship with his girlfriend Yandy.

One apology that didn’t take place, but certainly should have, is from Winter to Lore’l. Hosting an event for her upcoming tell-all book, Game Over, Winter (former assistant to rapper Fabolous) read a sample from a chapter she wrote about close friend and cast mate Lore’l. Completely blind-sided by the insert altogether, Lore’l confronted Winter and questioned their friendship. Surprisingly, Winter wasn’t the least bit remorseful. She justified her actions with “Did I lie?”. Shame on you Winter!

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Pictured: (VH1′s Mob Wives) Drita

With Mob Wives the plot keeps getting thicker as does the petty bickering. For once, the ladies seem to be getting along…with the exception of Carla. Drita finds herself caught between her friend Carla and the remaining cast. General gossip and back-stabbing whispers are still unresolved as Drita tries to stay neutral.

Aside from the drama, Drita gets a little ray of sunshine when her daughter calls from home frantically. Running to her rescue, Drita finds her husband Lee has been released from prison! Not shown in this episode, we are crossing fingers that he will appear later in the season.  

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Pictured (left to right): Johnathan Cheban, Kourtney Kardashian

If you enjoyed the Tahiry/Kaylin slap, the Kardashian brawl is just as juicy! In a heated argument between the sisters, Johnathan Cheban (Command PR publicist) buts in for the defense of Kim. In giving his “two cents” Kourtney gave him a refund with a bitch-slap! Of course, Kim the peacemaker later arranged for the two to make up.

Because the papparazzi follows KIMYE’s every move, we were introduced to Mercy, Kim’s white Perisan kitten. Kim fights her newfound allergy to cats to keep Mercy (a gift from Kanye). Shamefully loosing the battle, Kim agrees to give the cat away to Khloe’s assistant Sydney.   

Khloe drives the entire family mad with her new obsession to Cuban coffee. Alleged to be packed with flavor and caffeine. Her new addiction drove the Kardashian clan to pose an intervention the brown-haired beauty. Can Khloe stay away from the “Cuban crack”? Be sure to read the Reality Wrap-Up next week for an update!